June 06, 2018

Update on Sugar Link

Sugar Link

Sugar LinkThis girl gave a Pepto Preakness Stakes performance to remember!  Race critics are raving her career will pique just in time for the Belmont as evidenced by her stamina crossing the wire.  Though Trainer Carb originally acquiesced to the use of Pepto-Bismol, he has now fully embraced its hot pink wintergreen-ness adorning his filly in matching silks. Thanks to the pink juice, he has added more variety to his Italian menu and increased the filly’s energy reserves by signing a contract with Olive Garden’s bottomless breadsticks program.  As an additional precautionary measure, Tums antacid has stepped in to provide extra supplementation for a sensitive system and a surefire way for her stomach to fizzle into the first-place finish.